My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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