drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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