is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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