So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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