we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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