new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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