I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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