they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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