the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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