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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures

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  I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy

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  But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!

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• (347): View more from New York

  drinking out of a sandbucket again

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.

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