No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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