from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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