ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
home. puking in laundry basket.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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