There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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