Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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