dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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