Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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