got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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