They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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