oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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