drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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