Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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