2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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