The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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