Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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