so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
soo... how was my night?
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