I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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