I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I am full of burrito and curiosity
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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