I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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