i need an iv and a liver transplant
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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