come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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