The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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