help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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