I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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