i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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