I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I am puke
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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