I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
