found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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