Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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