We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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