Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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