I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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