You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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