i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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