tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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