so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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