We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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