First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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