...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
