The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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