sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Let's paint friendship bongs
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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