I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Randomize
