He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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