So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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