The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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