im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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