why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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