Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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